Order Yours – CoverPets

Tell us about your cover star!

Give us the basics first. Don’t worry – we’ll get to the embarrasing stuff shortly.

Pet's Name *

Nickname(s)

Type of Pet

Breed/Mix

Birthday or Age

Now tell us who we're dealing with

Select everything that applies. Contradictory answers are completely acceptable. Pets contain multitudes.

If your pet had a job, what would it be?Security guard? Food critic? Therapist? CEO? Professional napper? Criminal mastermind?

What does your pet THINK they're exceptionally good at?

What are they actually terrible at?

Favourite Things

Favourite food or treat

Favourite activity

Favourite toy or prized possession

Favourite place to go

Favourite place to sleep

What gets them ridiculously excited?

What do they absolutely hate?Vacuum cleaners? Rain? Baths? Squirrels? Delivery drivers? Being told no? Other animals receiving attention?

Give us the dirt

Pawparrazzi Press has standards. Unfortunately, journalistic integrity isn’t one of them.

What's the funniest thing your pet regularly does?

What's their weirdest habit?

What do they do that drives you crazy?

What are they completely obsessed with?

Tell us about something hilariously embarrassing, destructive or ridiculous they've done.

If your pet were arrested, what would the charge be?Sock theft? Criminal mischief? Destruction of property? Public indecency? Unauthorized squirrel surveillance?

What's their greatest accomplishment?Serious achievements are welcome. Ridiculous achievements are preferred.

Friends, Family & Frenemies

Does your pet have a favourite human?YesNo

Favourite human's name

What's their relationship like?

Does your pet have an animal best friend?YesNo

Best friend's name

What kind of animal / breed are they?

Tell us about their relationship

Does your pet have siblings or other animals they live with?YesNo

Tell us their names and about their relationship

Does your pet have a nemesis, rival or frenemy?YesNo

We need the dirt. Who is it and what happened?Neighbourhood squirrel? The cat next door? Amazon driver? Another family pet? We’re listening.

Who does your pet have completely wrapped around their paw?

Is there another human or animal we should know about?

The Interview

This section will give us some potential cover lines

If your pet could talk, what's something they would say all the time?

What would their personal motto be?

What would they brag about?

What secret would they NOT want Pawparrazzi to publish?

Complete this sentence: "Everyone knows my pet is the world's greatest ______."

Choose your cover personality

This is important because it tells you how far you can take the humour.

How spicy should we make it?Sweet & Adorable: Cute, wholesome, and gentle humourFunny: Playful jokes about their personalitySassy: Sarcasm, attitude, and a little more biteFull Roast: You gave us the dirt, we’re going to us it!Surprise me: You decide

If other, tell us about the occasion

Anything off limits?Let us know about any topics, people, health issues, jokes or stories you’d prefer we avoid.

The photos

Time for the glamour shots! Upload your favourite high-resolution photos. Original photos straight from your phone or camera are best.

For best results:
• Upload original/high-resolution images.
• Good lighting helps enormously.
• Avoid screenshots when possible.
• Make sure your pet isn’t blurry.
• Photos showing the entire head and ears work best.
• Different expressions and poses are welcome.
• Don’t worry about the background—we can work with that.

Upload 1-5 photos of your pet *

One last thing

What haven't we asked that we absolutely need to know about your pet?Family jokes, legendary stories, strange habits, embarrassing moments, neighbourhood rivalries, favourite people, weird fears—anything that captures what makes your pet them.

About you

Name

Email Address

ConsentI confirm that I have permission to provide the uploaded photographs for use in creating my custom Pawparrazzi cove